Sacred scripture tells us X-DAY is July 5, 1998. But from 24 previous X-Day attempts, it's pretty safe to say none of them were were July 5, 1998. But what if July 5th 1998 was the wrong date to start with? What if "Bob" told us a false date just to test us?
Subgeni of the world unite! What if the stroke of Midnight on June 11th is the one true end times? Could the world end? If it didn't would you have to go back to work?
Come to The Real X-Day and experience the end of the world in style, with the only UFO death cult staffed by swinging mutants and the terminally abnormal!
If you:
- Think the universe is one sick joke
- Offer jokes when presented problems
- Would rather have a good time than a bad trip
- Can help us with a donation
Then the Church of the Subgenius is just the punchline you were looking for! REPENT! QUIT YOUR JOB! SLACK OFF! COME TO THE REAL X-DAY AND PARTY LIKE IT'S JULY 5th, 1998!
See you at The G Lodge, 81 Keller Rd. in beautiful Hannibal, NY 13074.
Event fees:
HAVE SLACK: only $30 for ordained ministers of The Church of the Subgenius
HALF SLACK: All others pay $45*
Camping is merely $15/night
* SALVATION IS OFFERED AT THE DOOR! APPLY FOR THE LOWER RATE AND SAVE MONEY!
Attention vendors: NO RENTS OR FEES. Just pay event fee and camping fee, and you hawk and bark all the merch you want.