The Real X-Day
Sacred scripture tells us X-DAY is July 5, 1998. But from 25 previous X-Day attempts, it's pretty safe to say none of them were the real July 5, 1998. But what if July 5th 1998 was the wrong date to start with? What if "Bob" told us a false date just to test us? What if "Bob" wants you to party on like Wayne and Garth with naked aliens just one more time?
Subgeni of the world unite! What if our salvation comes sharply at noon on June 9th? Could the world end? If it didn't would you have to go back to work? Wouldn't you rather party it up with some incredibly weird bands for a long weekend of amazing music just to play it safe?
Come to The Real X-Day and experience the end of the world in style, with the only UFO death cult staffed by swinging mutants and the terminally abnormal!
If you:
Think the universe is one sick joke
Offer jokes when presented problems
Would rather have a good time than a bad trip
Can help us with a donation
Then the Church of the Subgenius is just the punchline you were looking for! REPENT! QUIT YOUR JOB! SLACK OFF! COME TO THE REAL X-DAY AND PARTY LIKE IT'S JULY 5th, 1998!
IF THIS PARTY DOES NOT END CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT, THEN I'LL EAT MY HAT!
So come to beautiful Fools Hill (FoolsHillFarm.com) in lovely Spencer NY. Just off NY-17 the way "Bob", God, and Saint Ray Simmons intended!
Restrictions:
Tent camping for the duration of the event is permitted at $15 per night per person. A person is a teenager or older.
Please only build fires at the established areas.
Please take your trash with you when you leave.
Don't be an asshole.
Please no glass containers.
Ordained Subgenius Ministers WITH their Minister ID Card qualify for Have Slack* rates; all others must pay Half Slack rates.
* SALVATION IS OFFERED AT THE DOOR! APPLY FOR THE LOWER RATE AND SAVE MONEY!